You used to sing random pop songs in the shower, now you sing whatever song is stuck in your head from your child's most annoying toy
It's 6:00 PM. You haven't showered and still have on your pjs from last night. Your child however has on their second outfit of the day, if not their 4th
When was the last time the dog was out? 6 hours ago? Yesterday? You can't remember.
"That was a good burp/poop/fart" are phrases in your vocabulary
You used to have a shoe fetish, now you have a baby toy fetish
You used to be grossed out by stretch marks, now you barely notice that you have them even though they cover your entire abdomen
Making it to the store without a complete meltdown is an accomplishment
Nothing is "yours" anymore. Your phone is a chew toy, your bed is hogged by a tiny little person, your hair is there for pulling and your food is made for knocking on the floor.
You can't figure out where your money is going, and then you realize you blew an entire weeks pay at babygap
You want to make sure your child is eating enough, yet you consider a granola bar and two reeses cups "lunch"
If you haven't had your caffiene, no one should speak to you. In fact, they better not even look at you or there could be hell to pay
You get excited about a good deal on diapers/wipes/babyfood...etc
You can't find anything in your email inbox that DOESN'T involve your baby
Your life has changed drastically, but you wouldn't have it any other way.
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